Last night, I had this dream that I was a ghost in this giant mall where a group of my friends (now enemy possibly because they killed me, it wasn't very clear) were trying to buy gloves to go hiking. Then this guy decided that he could sense spirits lingering around so he went to Target to buy a full-length mirror which he brought back and waved around, because apparently spirits become visible in mirrors. So I was very good at flying away from whichever direction the mirror was facing. After a while, I got tired and he caught me with his mirror and I saw my reflection. I was wearing this beautiful rainbow sequined unitard, like the ones Lovefoxx wears. The guy was triumphant. Then I woke up because I really had to pee.
But since it's time for me to shower and go to class and read poetry written by people who don't write poetry, I leave you with the funniest thing someone said to me since I got up an hour ago: "i have this 22yr old sugar mommy" She's a girl.
